Colorful Calendar Stone's hit => RUBY TUESDAY Shopping day after Thanksgiving => BLACK FRIDAY Domino hit => BLUE MONDAY Publish or Perish It's first cover (1925) had a monocle and butterfly => THE NEW YORKER First published in New Haven, it contained one page => TELEPHONE BOOK Revolutionary work published in 1848 => COMMUNIST MANIFESTO Sacred Spaces Feature of a living room with an overhanging balcony => CATHEDRAL CEILING Voice of an Angel singer => CHARLOTTE CHURCH Florida export => TEMPLE ORANGE George W. George W. was the 1st president to be... => ON A POSTAGE STAMP George W. was the only president.... => ELECTED UNANIMOUSLY George W. was the only president... => NOT TO LIVE IN D.C. Grimm Reapers Story that teaches humility => KING THRUSHBIRD Gruesome Grimm tale of cannibalism => THE JUNIPER TREE Story spun around a riddle => RUMPELSTILTSKIN Someone's in the Kitchen Gale Norton, for one => CABINET MEMBER Hindering advancement => COUNTERPRODUCTIVE Luxury SUV => RANGE ROVER Global Music It carried Cash => RING OF FIRE Joni Mitchell song that starts "Sixteen Springs..." => THE CIRCLE GAME Monk classic => ROUND MIDNIGHT Eight Is Enough Elizabeth Taylor's first husband => NICKY HILTON Elizabeth Taylor's political husband => JOHN WARNER Elizabeth Taylor's last husband => LARRY FORTENSKY Better Red... She came out of retirement to star in "No, No Nanette" => RUBY KEELER It contains tomatoes and cream => BLUSH SAUCE It helps when fixing overhead power lines => CHERRY PICKER Lost in Space Painting featured in Thomas Pynchon's "V" => THE BIRTH OF VENUS Since 2000, it's been called Snickers Almond => MARS BAR 1998 Bruce Willis-Alec Baldwin film => MERCURY RISING Slightly Imprecise Miles Davis album that includes "Freddie Freeloader" => KIND OF BLUE He called California "the big burrito" => DAN RATHER Don't worry, to Leo Rosten => ISH KABIBBLE Opposites Attract Prolonged hunger strike => SLOW FAST Lengthy legal document => LONG BRIEF Bordering on hideous => PRETTY UGLY That Toddlin' Town Chicago => KANDER EBB MUSICAL Chicago => GAMBLING CARD GAME Chicago => MAKE ME SMILE, GROUP Ivy League Scarlet side-dish => HARVARD BEETS 6 ft 6 in talking member of a duo => PENN JILLETTE Security device => YALE LOCK The clock strikes. Author of "Alibi Ike" => RING LARDNER Bake sale favorite => TOLL HOUSE COOKIES Big blow out => WING-DING Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah 1985 novel made into a Robert Downey, Jr. film => LESS THAN ZERO Phrase of refusal => NOTHING DOING Alcohol-free cocktail => NADA DAIQUIRI Grove Trove Northern Ireland Unionists called him King Billy => WILLIAM III OF ORANGE Huckleberry Hound's favorite song => DARLING CLEMENTINE Start of the Beatles "Savoy Truffle" => CREME TANGERINE Hospital Visit Winner of 9 Oscars => THE ENGLISH PATIENT Bottom-dwelling predator => NURSE SHARK Marvel Comics super-villain => DOCTOR DOOM Call Out the Troops Silver Bells was inspired by their ringers => SALVATION ARMY It had a spokesdog named Magic => OLD NAVY Warhammer forces => SPACE MARINES Tender Loving Care Douglas Adams's holistic tec => DIRK GENTLY Song covered by the Fugees with Lauryn Hill singing lead => KILLING ME SOFTLY Superficial treatment => ONCE OVER LIGHTLY First Family George and Martha's neighbor => DENNIS THE MENACE 2005 George to Kathleen Turner's Martha => BILL IRWIN Martha's last names before marrying George => DANDRIDGE CUSTIS Talking Take Out Matt Damon's screen debut => MYSTIC PIZZA Nixon court appointee => WARREN BURGER Hurry! => SHAKE A LEG Watch This Haley Joel Osment was attacked by a pig while filming this => SECONDHAND LIONS Apparent worth => FACE VALUE 10-part mini-series produced in 2001 => BAND OF BROTHERS Crafty Show Family Affair guy => SLY STONE 1974 Pam Grier title role => FOXY BROWN 2005 Philippa Stockley novel => A FACTORY OF CUNNING Auto-Awareness 1950 Oscar winner for "All the King's Men" => MERCEDES MCCAMBRIDGE The Good Soldier author => FORD MADOX FORD 1972 Dolphins perfect season runner => MERCURY MORRIS Cuckoo for Sudoku Possible translation for su doku for the Japanese => SOLITARY NUMBER What starting numerals on the sudoku grid are called => THE GIVENS Leonhard Euler puzzle that's a sudoku ancestor => LATIN SQUARE Art Heists Masterpiece stolen from the Louvre in 1911 => MONA LISA 1999 movie remake whose title character is an art thief => THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR Twice stolen Norse masterpiece => THE SCREAM Get the Point? He directed Michael Jordan's Nike ads => SPIKE LEE Account-access code => PIN NUMBER With force and ferocity => TOOTH AND NAIL Sign Language Motor Trend's 1981 car of the year => DODGE ARIES Villain of "You Only Move Twice" on "The Simpsons" => HANK SCORPIO Its larva bores into bark => CAPRICORN BEETLE Death Be Not Proud He also wrestled as The Master of Pain => THE UNDERTAKER Author of Letters to a Young Debtor => WILLIAM SLOANE COFFIN Midnight to 8 a.m., perhaps => GRAVEYARD SHIFT Courting Lunacy Court tactic => INSANITY PLEA Court event => MARCH MADNESS 17th-century Dutch craze that often led to court cases => TULIPOMANIA Sock It to Me Don't Lie group => BLACK EYED PEAS Fish also called a seven-eleven => SHINER PERCH Time spent at the computer => MOUSE MILES Women's Mags 1st living Aussie to be on a postage stamp => ELLE MACPHERSON It promotes social justice and diversity in Canada => COSMOPOLITAN PARTY Witchcraft, to Tennyson => GLAMOUR GIFT Searching for an Answer Working title for game show "Jeopardy!" => WHAT'S THE QUESTION Behind Blue Eyes album => WHO'S NEXT Commercial catch phrase used by Walter Mondale => WHERE'S THE BEEF Rolling Stone Magazine's Top Records of 2005 No.1 "Rolling Stone" record by Kanye West => LATE REGISTRATION No.2 "Rolling Stone" record by the Rolling Stones => A BIGGER BANG No.3 "Rolling Stone" record by the White Stripes => GET BEHIND ME SATAN Guide Book Baby on the first issue of TV Guide => DESI ARNAZ JR. No.1 on TV Guide's 50 Greatest Shows of All Time => SEINFELD TV Guide's No.1 Cartoon Character of All Time => BUGS BUNNY That's Miss to You First outing => MAIDEN VOYAGE Plaintive TV cry => LASSIE COME HOME Winner of 2 Tonys, 2 Obies, and 4 Emmys => COLLEEN DEWHURST Hold the Noise Down! Clark Gable-Spencer Tracy film of 1940 => BOOM TOWN Inspiration for some performers => ROAR OF THE CROWD It might promise to teach you Italian in two weeks => CRASH COURSE Good Housekeeping Twinkies component => GOLDEN SPONGE CAKE Beatles-based game featured on BBC Liverpool => MATCH UP THE MOPTOP Shrubby evergreen of the lily family => BUTCHER'S BROOM Game Room It predicted a Communist takeover => DOMINO THEORY Computer feature often used by students => SPELL CHECKER Place where someone who's broke sees a broker => PAWN SHOP In the Vault 2005 HBO film about FDR => WARM SPRINGS E-mails that get returned due to a full mailbox => SOFT BOUNCES Duo indicating great rapidity => LEAPS AND BOUNDS Big Numbers Collection that included "The Gift of the Magi" => THE FOUR MILLION Carl Sagan's final book => BILLIONS AND BILLIONS Brilliant gemstone with 44 facets => TRILLION CUT Candyland Ann Miller-Mickey Rooney musical => SUGAR BABIES Some Asians believe it was the "Silver River" of heaven => MILKY WAY Perfect man, to Diane Keaton's Theresa Dunn => MR. GOODBAR For Eggheads It spawned the movie "The Nude Bomb" => GET SMART "Sound of Music" director => ROBERT WISE Sylvester Stallone's first born => SAGE MOONBLOOD Gotta Altitude Problem? Barry Levinson film of 1999 => LIBERTY HEIGHTS Laura's Theme was written for this => TWIN PEAKS Richard Bass book about climbing Mt. Everest => SEVEN SUMMITS Change Is Going to Come AKA the Royale with Cheese => QUARTER POUNDER Symbol of worthlessness => PLUGGED NICKEL Stay close in the ballroom => DANCE ON A DIME Shut Up! It charted for Gary Lewis then Bobby Vinton => SEALED WITH A KISS Company that hires only union members => CLOSED SHOP When a bid price and ask price are the same => LOCKED MARKET A Slew of Debuts Daffy's debut => PORKY'S DUCK HUNT Silver screen debut for Bugs => A WILD HARE Tweety's debut => A TALE OF TWO KITTIES Triple Play Pirates old home => THREE RIVERS STADIUM Beethoven work => GHOST TRIO Phish member => TREY ANASTASIO Just About Its soundtrack includes Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" => ALMOST FAMOUS John Cleese as a "Harry Potter" ghost => NEARLY HEADLESS NICK Carpenters hit => CLOSE TO YOU Out of Order 2005 Jim Jarmusch film => BROKEN FLOWERS Ray Charles singing of his cow that went dry => I'M BUSTED Brownielocks and the Three Bears, for one => FRACTURED FAIRY TALE First and Foremost 1996 best-selling tell-all work => PRIMARY COLORS Place for a pirate => BOUNDING MAIN Doodyville figure => CHIEF THUNDERTHUD Family Movies John Waters film with a Patty Hearst cameo => SERIAL MOM 1992 film originally meant to star Bette Midler => SISTER ACT 1990 Cosby film directed by Sidney Poitier => GHOST DAD Lingerie Department Exclusive chivalry group => ORDER OF THE GARTER Animatronic creature with a Grubby pal => TEDDY RUXPIN Flip side of "Something So Right" => SLIP SLIDIN' AWAY Step Lively He walks onto the field to Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" => CHIPPER JONES Two-wheeled horse-drawn wagon once used in Ireland => JAUNTY CAR Vaudeville actress who was the original Alice Kramden => PERT KELTON Poetic License Phrase on Michigan's license plate => GREAT LAKES SPLENDOR Phrase on Illinois' license plate => LAND OF LINCOLN Phrase on Utah's license plate => GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH Mr. Clean: Not! Won Tonys for "A Thousand Clowns" & "Any Wednesday" => SANDY DENNIS On her variety show, she duetted with Jimi Hendrix => DUSTY SPRINGFIELD He wrote "Iodine in My Coffee" among many other songs => MUDDY WATERS Out of Sorts Eric Carle kiddy book => THE GROUCHY LADYBUG Video game character who gave hits to Donkey and Diddy => CRANKY KONG 1993 Ann-Margret film => GRUMPY OLD MEN Hurry Up! I Can't Quit You Baby bluesman => OTIS RUSH House Judiciary Committee chief counsel during Watergate => SAMUEL DASH A Man for All Seasons author => ROBERT BOLT Military Press Unemployment protestors of 1894 => COXEY'S ARMY Where Gavin MacLeod played Happy Haines => MCHALE'S NAVY Tracks tearers in "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" => STONEMAN'S CAVALRY Queen of the May Mayday! => DISTRESS SIGNAL May Day => SPRING FESTIVAL Mayday => TAIWANESE ROCK BAND Circus Critters Thumbs up from "Good Housekeeping" => SEAL OF APPROVAL Type of forceps => LION-JAW Cinnamon-dusted treat at a fair => ELEPHANT EAR United We Stand Dallas episode on which J.R. was shot => A HOUSE DIVIDED Popular "Spy" magazine column => SEPARATED AT BIRTH Pronto => LICKETY SPLIT Other Grammy Categories Favorite Grammy category of uke lovers: Best... => HAWAIIAN MUSIC ALBUM Favorite Grammy category of air guitarists: Best... => METAL PERFORMANCE Favorite Grammy category of engineers: Best... => REMIXER OF THE YEAR Direction-less Defunct flyer => EASTERN AIRLINES Cancelled show set in Alaska => NORTHERN EXPOSURE It's no longer in the dot-dash biz => WESTERN UNION A Number of Clooney Films 1999 Clooney film => THREE KINGS 2004 Clooney film => OCEAN'S TWELVE 1996 Clooney film => ONE FINE DAY I Feel the Earth Move Famed photography pioneer => EDWIN LAND Wonder hit that was #1 on the R&B charts => HIGHER GROUND It chose Martin Van Buren as a presidential candidate => FREE-SOIL PARTY Best of Breed Nixon's Checkers => COCKER SPANIEL Dubya's Barney => SCOTTISH TERRIER Clinton's Buddy => LABRADOR RETRIEVER The Biggest Little City 1999 movie filmed in Reno => MAGNOLIA 2003 movie filmed in Reno => THE COOLER 1992 movie filmed in Reno => SISTER ACT Birds of Prey Skateboarder known as "The Birdman" => TONY HAWK One with a pretentious interest in the arts => CULTURE VULTURE Another name for a dor beetle => BUZZARD CLOCK Gonna' Take a Miracle Original Musiquarium artist => STEVIE WONDER Home of the Human Torch => MARVEL COMICS Repentance time for Jews => DAYS OF AWE A Whole Bunch Oscar-nominated actor for "Written on the Wind" => ROBERT STACK Edgar Guest poetry collection => HEAP O' LIVIN' Likely candidates for vanity publishing => SLUSH PILE Workshop Short that introduced Mickey and Minnie => PLANE CRAZY He claimed to be the only one to know Lenin and Reagan => ARMAND HAMMER Biggest hit on "Something/Anything?" => I SAW THE LIGHT Multi-Media Poker Full House => BOB SAGET TV SHOW Ace high => TOM MIX FILM Flush => VIRGINIA WOOLF BOOK Evasion Tactics One rowdy cowtown => DODGE CITY It came with early Nintendo consoles => DUCK HUNT Possible source of large capital gains => HEDGE FUND Untamed Melody He was the Artful Dodger in the film "Oliver!" => JACK WILD Dorian Gray's creator => OSCAR WILDE His matchmaker inspired "Hello, Dolly!" => THORNTON WILDER That's a Wrap '50s nuclear fallout advice => DUCK AND COVER Diner classic => PIGS IN A BLANKET Feature of a folksy home => WRAP-AROUND PORCH Glass Act Hitchcock film based on "It Had to be Murder" => REAR WINDOW Potter prop => GOBLET OF FIRE Hip specs => MIRROR AVIATORS Adieu! Short-story collection that includes "Eli, the Fanatic" => GOODBYE, COLUMBUS Oscar-winning film of 1993 => FAREWELL MY CONCUBINE Tony Curtis gold-digging film => ARRIVEDERCI, BABY Under a Spell Five "Harry Potter" statues => MAGICAL BRETHREN 1992 film set on the Italian Riviera => ENCHANTED APRIL Response to an introduction => CHARMED, I'M SURE It's Greek to Me! Ludlum work published posthumously => THE SIGMA PROTOCOL He named Natal on Christmas Day => VASCO DA GAMA It typically includes slide guitar and harmonica => DELTA BLUES Hoss Country Large-scale agro-business of the late 19th century => BONANZA FARMS Montana's state tree => PONDEROSA PINE Lost in Space actress => ANGELA CARTWRIGHT The Emperor's New Clothes BBC program => THE NAKED CHEF Most basic facts => BARE BONES 1980 Maxwell Smart film => THE NUDE BOMB Way! What Jim Thorpe's mother named him => BRIGHT PATH Unfaithful actress => DIANE LANE What didn't make it to the shredder => PAPER TRAIL B-B Queue It's featured at the end of "Gangs of New York" => BROOKLYN BRIDGE Setting for "Dirty Dancing" and "A Walk on the Moon" => BORSCHT BELT Deprioritizing locale => BACK BURNER Lady Godiva Lady Godiva's husband: => LEOFRIC III She rode naked to protest her husband's: => OPPRESIVE TAXATION A tailor who ogled her naked trek became known as: => PEEPING TOM Desert Storm 1813 "don't" => GIVE UP THE SHIP Phrase at Hell's entrance, says Dante => ABANDON HOPE Professional wrestling's 1999 Royal Rumble, e.g. => I QUIT MATCH Cat Killer A Natural Curiosity author => MARGARET DRABBLE Curiouser and curiouser speaker => ALICE IN WONDERLAND Tagline of 2006's "Curious George" => SHOW ME THE MONKEY All Aboard! Thomas, most famously => TANK ENGINE While You Were Sleeping actor => BILL PULLMAN Focus of Gertrude Chandler Warner's series => THE BOXCAR CHILDREN Without a Question Allen Iverson's nickname => THE ANSWER Beatles for Sale cut => NO REPLY Bodily defense reaction => IMMUNE RESPONSE Lapin It Up 1978 Billy Crystal bomb => RABBIT TEST Ski resort feature => BUNNY SLOPE Outdoor game of pursuit => HARE AND HOUNDS Roman Numerals Showtime's answer to "Sex and the City" => THE L WORD 2006 Natalie Portman film => V FOR VENDETTA Marvel Comics series => X-MEN UNLIMITED GWTW Gals Triumph on Ice author => TARA LIPINSKI Vanity Fair cover girl of 2006 => SCARLETT JOHANSSON She played India Wilkes in "GWTW" => ALICIA RHETT Green Thumb Gene Wilder, in "The Producers" => LEO BLOOM Moth attracted to light and sugar => PEACH BLOSSOM Solitaire game aka The Bouquet => FLOWER GARDEN Dental Work Niagara River crosser => PEACE BRIDGE Artwork stealing film affair => THOMAS CROWN Where regular is sold at a premium these days => FILLING STATION When I Was in Art Class I... 98 Degrees baritone => DREW LACHEY Badlands that look good => PAINTED DESERT Material for a lavish banquet centerpiece => SCULPTED ICE Inclination Station Tourist attraction that took two centuries to build => LEANING TOWER OF PISA When something unique becomes common, to Malcolm Gladwell => THE TIPPING POINT Another name for a teeter-totter => TILTING BOARD Demonstration Show Me State => MISSOURI Show Me musical => MY FAIR LADY Show me the money movie => JERRY MAGUIRE Agriculturally Speaking John Wayne film set in Key West => REAP THE WILD WIND Bellyshirt, for one => CROP TOP End of the Christmas holidays => PLOW MONDAY Chaste Scene The pinnacle of the Chrysler Building is clad with this => STAINLESS STEEL Weightlifting maneuver => CLEAN AND JERK Genuine => SIMON-PURE Folks in a Hurry He played mandolin on "Summer Breeze" => DASH CROFTS See, I Told You So author => RUSH LIMBAUGH Oscar winner for "Doctor Zhivago" => ROBERT BOLT Scaredy Cat 27,000 Nuclear Weapons. One Is Missing film => THE SUM OF ALL FEARS 1981 Peter Tosh reggae album => WANTED DREAD AND ALIVE Disneyland simulated freefall ride => TOWER OF TERROR Gone to Cede 2001 Sarah McLachlan album => SWEET SURRENDER Rate of return on a bond, e.g. => YIELD TO MATURITY Take one's last breath => GIVE UP THE GHOST Mooovies 1980 Scorsese film => RAGING BULL 1978 Kate Hepburn film => OLLY, OLLY, OXEN FREE 1996 Dustin Hoffman film => AMERICAN BUFFALO Think Pink Fleer sold it to Tootsie Roll Industries in 2004 => DUBBLE BUBBLE April ornamentation in D.C. => CHERRY BLOSSOMS She was a regular on "Veterinarian's Hospital" => MISS PIGGY Scrub-a-Dub-Dub Event sponsored by Chevy in the '50s and '60s => SOAP BOX DERBY They hold Charlie Brown's exclamations => SPEECH BUBBLES Agitated and anxious => IN A LATHER Sag Harbor Nookie group => LIMP BIZKIT Intimidating look => WILTING GAZE Cartoon character known as Happy Hound until 1949 => DROOPY DOG Stop, Thief! 1968 Truffaut film => STOLEN KISSES One of Detective Dupin's cases => THE PURLOINED LETTER Expression attributed to Schmeling manager, Joe Jacobs => WE WUZ ROBBED American Beauty They ended with Henry VII becoming king => WARS OF THE ROSES Sarah McLachlan hit from her album "Solace" => THE PATH OF THORNS Human tongue's 10,000 => TASTE BUDS Come Clean MGM WWII morale-boosting film => THOUSANDS CHEER Cause a reversal => TURN THE TIDE Brouhaha => FREE-FOR-ALL Pooch Parade It brought Darwin to Tierra Del Fuego => HMS BEAGLE Fashion of the 50's => POODLE SKIRT Deadlier Than the Male detective => BULLDOG DRUMMOND Clue Locales Famous door-offerer => MONTY HALL State of deep absorption => BROWN STUDY Sleazy guy in search of a sugar mama => LOUNGE LIZARD About-Face Film in which Ron Silver played Alan Dershowitz => REVERSAL OF FORTUNE Wear for the casually shod => FLIP-FLOPS An eye-for-an-eye philosophy => TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY Weekend's Over First player ever taken in the baseball draft => RICK MONDAY The press called her "Fox's answer to Sandra Dee" => TUESDAY WELD 12-year-old who always dresses in black => WEDNESDAY ADDAMS Half the Distance Famed Pacific atoll => MIDWAY ISLAND Military command hot spot => NERVE CENTER Vehicle for La Lohan => MEAN GIRLS Hew Said It! One from Column B, perhaps => CHOP SUEY She played Tiffany on "Charlie's Angels" => SHELLEY HACK Grievance => AX TO GRIND Tennis's A-Rod Andy Roddick was the 2nd tennis player to host this show => SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 2003 honor conferred on Roddick by "People" => SEXIEST ATHLETE Actress Roddick dated => MANDY MOORE Scott Riggs Racing Sponsors Oily sponsor => VALVOLINE Sponsor that is a favorite of handymen => STANLEY TOOLS Auto Parts sponsor => BUMPER TO BUMPER Just the Facts Edith Ann's observation => AND THAT'S THE TRUTH Song covered by Aaron Neville => TELL IT LIKE IT IS Survivor genre => REALITY TV A Kind of Hush Take TR's advice => SPEAK SOFTLY Game aka Telephone => WHISPER DOWN THE LANE Possible indication of valve damage => HEART MURMUR Greetings! Beetle Bailey spin-off => HI AND LOIS He ran for "President of All the Kids" => HOWDY DOODY Sounds of Silence start => HELLO DARKNESS Seasoned Traveler Stranded Kansas farm girl => MARY ANN SUMMERS Optimistic Alexander Pope phrase => HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL It won a Pulitzer for Richard Russo => EMPIRE FALLS Past Tense 1966 film that spawned a best-selling poster => ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. Start to "American Pie" => A LONG LONG TIME AGO Classical antiquity => ANCIENT HISTORY Fe-te Accompli Iron Man => CAL RIPKEN, JR. Iron Lady => MARGARET THATCHER Iron Duke => WELLINGTON'S NICKNAME Playing Catch First "Star Trek" episode => THE MAN TRAP Kit part => SNARE DRUM Popular playground game => CAPTURE THE FLAG De Nada Billy Preston's flip side of "You Are So Beautiful" => NOTHING FROM NOTHING It battled Godzilla in the 6th Godzilla film => MONSTER ZERO Storage device => ZIP DRIVE My Heart Belongs to Daddy Ava Elizabeth's daddy => RYAN PHILLIPPE Shiloh Nouvel's daddy => BRAD PITT Violet Anne's daddy => BEN AFFLECK Love Me Slender Ludacris, in "Hustle and Flow" => SKINNY BLACK Highway 61 Revisited cut => BALLAD OF A THIN MAN He played poker with Larry Flynt and LBJ => AMARILLO SLIM Lift-Off Rockets center => YAO MING Rocket Man singer => ELTON JOHN Home of Rocket J. Squirrel => FROSTBITE FALLS Head-Liners 2003 Judith Martin book => STAR-SPANGLED MANNERS Cause to be submissive => LEAD BY THE NOSE Recurring "South Park" character => PRINCIPAL VICTORIA Filamentary School Playground game => THREAD THE NEEDLE Brother's need, once => TYPEWRITER RIBBON Matthew Modine film based on a David Rabe play => STREAMERS When? Naive => BORN YESTERDAY It's known by some as "McPaper" => USA TODAY Revolver cut => TOMORROW NEVER KNOWS Time Without End 1947 Otto Preminger film that raised eyebrows => FOREVER AMBER 1982 #1 on the Country charts => ALWAYS ON MY MIND Natalie Babbitt book that's a summer reading list staple => TUCK EVERLASTING Please Come to Boston One nickname for Boston => CRADLE OF LIBERTY One nickname for Boston => THE CITY ON A HILL One nickname for Boston => ATHENS OF AMERICA We Shawl Overcome Hall of Famer on a 2006 postage stamp => MICKEY MANTLE 2006 Sheri Reynolds multigenerational novel => FIREFLY CLOAK The southernmost point of Greenland => CAPE FAREWELL Ciao for Now What scientist call cereal-clumping in a bowl of milk => THE CHEERIO EFFECT Song popularized by Duke Ellington => EAST ST. LOUIS TOODLE-OO Simpsons episode about Lisa being bullied => BYE BYE NERDIE Circumnavigation Around the World => MARIAH CAREY ALBUM Around the world => BASKETBALL GAME Around the World => VERNE TITLE START Subtitles There and Back Again => THE HOBBIT The Modern Prometheus => FRANKENSTEIN What You Will => TWELFTH NIGHT Armed Forces Gene Tunney's nickname => THE FIGHTING MARINE Wild at Heart protagonist => SAILOR RIPLEY Utah skiing site used during the 2002 Olympics => SOLDIER HOLLOW Going Up Cut from Springsteen's "We Shall Overcome" => JACOB'S LADDER Escher used one in his "Ascending and Descending" => PENROSE STAIRWAY Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the __" => GREAT GLASS ELEVATOR We Concur! First Japanese car to be produced in the U.S. => HONDA ACCORD Indiana site of a utopian community in the early 1800s => NEW HARMONY Part of many a website => USER AGREEMENT Wedding Day Wear Yosemite attraction => BRIDALVEIL FALLS Source of easy money => GRAVY TRAIN Subject of a campus newspaper editorial, perhaps => TOWN AND GOWN Phrom Philly Celeb Buddhist born in Philly in 1949 => RICHARD GERE Rapper born in Philly in 1974 => BEANIE SIEGEL Singer born in Philly in 1921 => MARIO LANZA On the Lookout Google, e.g. => SEARCH ENGINE She played Murray's daughter on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" => HELEN HUNT Certain guided missile => SPACE PROBE According to Confucius Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus... => MAKE THEM CRIMES Before you embark on a journey of revenge... => DIG TWO GRAVES He who will not economize... => WILL HAVE TO AGONIZE Stamp of Approval Longest U.S. span => VERRAZANO-NARROWS BRIDGE Largest U.S. land mammal => AMERICAN BISON Oldest trees in the U.S. => BRISTLECONE PINES Lucifer Matches Film that takes a shot at fashion magazines => THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA Soul Coughing song => BUS TO BEELZEBUB Church Lady's question => COULD IT BE SATAN Grand Elusion IRS scofflaw => TAX EVADER Plumbing piece => DIVERTER VALVE It goes with a diamond in L.A. => DODGER DOG Down-Home Mini Li'l Folks was the embryonic version of this strip => PEANUTS 2001 comedy film that featured Lil' Kim => ZOOLANDER Siberian land in "Li'l Abner" => LOWER SLOBBOVIA Whistle While You Work Its theme song was whistled => ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW This "My Fair Lady" song incorporates whistling => WOULDNT IT BE LOVERLY The music to this '88 Grammy winner was almost all whistling => DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY In the End Wide portion of the Hudson River => TAPPAN ZEE Government auto, down under => ZED CAR Sci-fi film based on the novel "I Am Legend" => THE OMEGA MAN Elevations First U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security => TOM RIDGE Procter and Gamble product introduced in 2001 => CREST WHITESTRIPS Phrase following the cock crowing => RISE AND SHINE Move It! Flick, formally => MOTION PICTURE Title role for Carl Weathers => ACTION JACKSON 1941 film noir starring Gene Tierney => THE SHANGHAI GESTURE Replication Station Xerox's ancestor => CARBON COPY 1984 mystery novel by Jane Smiley => DUPLICATE KEYS Investment emulating an already successful investment => CLONE FUND Nothing But the Best They produced Mouse Trap and Hands Down => IDEAL TOY COMPANY Pitcher's coup => PERFECT GAME Anne Perry Victorian mystery of 1986 => PARAGON WALK Recipe Roster Jamie Oliver cookbook => THE NAKED CHEF Bobby Flay cookbook => BOY MEETS GRILL Nigella Lawson cookbook => HOW TO EAT Little Athletes Little E => DALE EARNHARDT, JR. Little Poison => LLOYD WANER Little Miss Poker Face => CHRIS EVERT Good Morning! Buffy's sis => DAWN SUMMERS New type of business that is quickly expanding => SUNRISE INDUSTRY 19th-century NYC street gang => DAYBREAK BOYS Educators All One Frank Morgan role in "Oz" => PROFESSOR MARVEL Oliver Goldsmith poem => VILLAGE SCHOOLMASTER On of Stine's Goosebumps books => CREATURE TEACHER Former Capital Idea Alabama's capital before Montgomery => TUSCALOOSA Nigeria's capital before Abuja => LAGOS Turkey's capital before Ankara => CONSTANTINOPLE Steering You Right R&B artist who's part owner of the Cleveland Cavs => USHER RAYMOND Part of a Douglas Adams title => GUIDE TO THE GALAXY What many companies offer employees => DIRECT DEPOSIT Shared Nickname The Great One => JACKIE GLEASON The Great One => WAYNE GRETZKY The Great One => DWAYNE JOHNSON Taking Shape John Mayer's first album => ROOM FOR SQUARES Nickname for the office of many a high-tech company => CUBE FARM Choice sites in November => BALLOT BOXES Three-Lane Highway Lois in 4 Superman flicks => MARGOT KIDDER The original TV Lois => NOEL NEILL 2006's Lois => KATE BOSWORTH Ahoy, Matey! First mate of the "Pequod" => STARBUCK Cap'n Crunch's first mate => SEADOG Jack Sparrow's former first mate => BARBOSSA Nosy Parkers Most well-connected rapper according to an MIT study => SNOOP DOGG Automotive tool that helps force out a dent => INSIDE PRY SPOON Striped orchard item => NORTHERN SPY Mane Event Pitcher whose nickname came from his hair color => WHITEY FORD Maiden name of an hair-aptly named comic strip character => BLONDIE BOOPADOOP One famous "Big Red" => SECRETARIAT Come to Your Senses Supremes sensory hit of 1966 => I HEAR A SYMPHONY Sensory lyrics for Louis Armstrong => I SEE TREES OF GREEN carole King sensory hit => I FEEL THE EARTH MOVE Restaurant Row In which Dutch Schultz was iced => CHOPHOUSE MASSACRE R-rated Marilyn Chambers film => BIKINI BISTRO Chattanooga Choo Choo phrase => DINNER AT THE DINER Colorful Calendar She "comes and goes" => RUBY TUESDAY 1929 event that devastated many => BLACK THURSDAY One of the earliest R&B songs to get on the Billboard charts => BLUE MONDAY Anything's Possible 1991 Anne Tyler book => SAINT MAYBE 2005 film, the first movie musical made in China in over 40 years => PERHAPS LOVE Opening to "Something's Coming" ("West Side Story") => COULD BE, WHO KNOWS O.K. Guys O.K. Crackerby star => BURL IVES I'm OK, You're OK author => THOMAS HARRIS He met his end at the O.K. Corral gunfight => BILLY CLANTON Downpour Broadway debut for Julia Roberts => THREE DAYS OF RAIN 1914 Charlie Chaplin film => BETWEEN SHOWERS Great black deer, in Irish folklore => OX OF THE DELUGE She-Critters He succeeded President William Tolbert => SAMUEL K. DOE Dirt-dishing event => HEN PARTY JLo song => JENNY FROM THE BLOCK Stark Ravine Mad Gold-discovery site of 1864 => LAST CHANCE GULCH It's also known as Lady's Tears => LILY OF THE VALLEY Comic strip character visually based on Gary Cooper => STEVE CANYON Consecutive Trios Embarrassing event during the John Adams presidency => XYZ AFFAIR Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, et al. appeared on this show => DEF COMEDY JAM Actor nominated for an Oscar in "Pigskin Parade" => STU ERWIN The Flame Game What Daniel Boone was hired to do => BLAZE A TRAIL Make haste, in a flivver => BURN RUBBER Signal serious intent => FIRE A WARNING SHOT Hush! Phrase of support coined by Richard Nixon => SILENT MAJORITY Some cygnets => MUTE SWANS Title role for Audie Murphy and Brendan Fraser => THE QUIET AMERICAN Place Setting T.S. Eliot's Prufrock measured out his life with them => COFFEE SPOONS Instrument makers' musts => TUNING FORKS Canadian tribe => YELLOWKNIVES Active Sorts Columnist born Elda Furry => HEDDA HOPPER Trunk item, often => JUMPER CABLES Barbie's little sis => SKIPPER ROBERTS Philosophy 101 1st Actress offered the role Regan in "The Exorcist"mom said "no" => DANA PLATO Second husband of Jacqueline Lee => ARISTOTLE ONASSIS 1935 film role for Paul Muni => DR. SOCRATES Bath Time Paradise Falls => SOAP OPERA What Australians call Rice Krispies => RICE BUBBLES Thumps pulpit => TUB-THUMPER In-Laws A brother-in-law of JFK => SARGENT SHRIVER Sister-in-law to Shirley Maclaine => ANNETTE BENING Former son-in-law of Eddie Fisher => PAUL SIMON Cosmetic Counter Document signed by 41 males => MAYFLOWER COMPACT Kidman movie => MOULIN ROUGE Consumers buying small items of comfort during a recession => LIPSTICK EFFECT Under a Spell Fairy tale film based on a book by Gail Carson Levine => ELLA ENCHANTED Response to an introduction, perhaps => CHARMED I'M SURE Album that includes "Blue Jay Way" => MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR Incorrect! 1889 R.L. Stevenson comic novel => THE WRONG BOX Spoof device, perhaps => MISTAKEN IDENTITY It may make a program abort => FATAL ERROR First Light Monet painting that inspired an art movement => IMPRESSION SUNRISE Cat Stevens song => MORNING HAS BROKEN When the cock crows => CRACK OF DAWN Wendy's Fast Food Phrases 1970 Wendy's slogan => QUALITY IS OUR RECIPE 1984 Wendy's slogan => WHERE'S THE BEEF 2005 Wendy's slogan => IT'S GOOD TO BE SQUARE I Talk to the Trees Marg's "CSI" role => CATHERINE WILLOWS Languishes => PINES AWAY night on the town => SPRUCES UP Fraction Action Equine originally bred for sprinting => QUARTER HORSE Mary I, to Elizabeth I => HALF-SISTER It has the same time value as a quaver => EIGHTH NOTE Sounds Small Aunt of Millie and Melody and niece of Mortimer => MINNIE MOUSE Song of Hiawatha woman => MINNEHAHA Tiny word, often misspelled => MINUSCULE On an Envelope Saturday morning TV show of the '90s hosted by Mario Lopez => NAME YOUR ADVENTURE It's delivery lasted only two minutes => GETTYSBURG ADDRESS He debuted as Billy Budd in the 1962 film => TERENCE STAMP Gents' Songs One of Sally Bowles' numbers in "Cabaret" => MEIN HERR John C. Reilly sang it in the movie of "Chicago" => MISTER CELLOPHANE Phantom song => BRAVO, MONSIEUR Linen Closet It involved Nicollette Sheridan and Terrell Owens => TOWELGATE Pre-hardened plaster of Paris => SHEET ROCK Cocktail party faves => PIGS IN A BLANKET Most Looked in Webster's Online (2005) Third most looked up word, it means "disdain" => CONTEMPT Second most looked up word, it means "political exile" => REFUGEE Most looked up word, it means "honesty" => INTEGRITY Trimming Station Cutty Sark, for one => CLIPPER SHIP Selection process of sorts => ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS Where I'm Calling From author => RAYMOND CARVER Sentry Duty 1863 battle site in Tennessee => LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN To Kill a Mockingbird daughter => SCOUT FINCH Those unwilling to learn "new tricks" => OLD GUARD Hit Parade First Woody Woodpecker cartoon => KNOCK, KNOCK Grammy category => RAP ALBUM Needing adjustment => OUT OF WHACK NHL Originals One of the NHL's original teams => MONTREAL WANDERERS One of the NHL's original teams => QUEBEC BULLDOGS One of the NHL's original teams => TORONTO ARENAS There's a Parade in Town This balloon debuted at the 1927 Macy's Day Parade => FELIX THE CAT He came out of retirement to star in "Easter Parade" => FRED ASTAIRE Don't Rain on My Parade was from this musical => FUNNY GIRL Furniture Showroom It was founded by Osman I => OTTOMAN EMPIRE Big Red Machine cog => JOHNNY BENCH They reported to Captain Dobey => STARSKY AND HUTCH Magical Creatures Rapunzel, e.g. => FAIRY TALE What good deeds might earn you => BROWNIE POINTS It likes to hide in woodpecker holes => ELF OWL Eve of Destruction Cherub Rock group => THE SMASHING PUMPKINS TV show interruption, perhaps => BREAKING NEWS Trying to get guffaws => CRACKING A JOKE Hair-Styling Tools Charmed actress => HOLLY MARIE COMBS Hoodlum's collection => BRUSHES WITH THE LAW Magician's request => PICK A CARD Quay Sera Sera Former Atlantic City tourist attraction => STEEL PIER Spot for wasting time in song => THE DOCK OF THE BAY Seaside petty criminal => WHARF RAT Greek Guys Dominant critter => ALPHA MALE Character on Disney's "Teamo Supremo" => CHIEF EPSILON 2006 addition to the Nicktoons Network => KAPPA MIKEY Hurrah! Shirley Ellis tune covered by Aaron Carter => THE CLAPPING SONG Musical based on "All About Eve" => APPLAUSE MGM film intended as a morale booster during WWII => THOUSANDS CHEER Time for Fun It includes the story "The Catbird Seat" => THE THURBER CARNIVAL 1933 film nominated for Best Picture => STATE FAIR 1956 Seuss book => IF I RAN THE CIRCUS Flower Girls Under the Net author => IRIS MURDOCH Aunt of April, May, and June => DAISY DUCK Song from "The Music Man" => LIDA ROSE Super Heroes Comic about a billionaire turned Robin Hood => GREEN ARROW Eel O'Brian after a chemical accident => PLASTIC MAN He's also known as the Scarlet Speedster => THE FLASH Barbershop AKA Joltin' Joe => YANKEE CLIPPER Heart or star, in the kitchen => COOKIE CUTTER Body-shaping exercise wear => WAIST TRIMMER Nosegay TV role for Mayim Bialik => BLOSSOM RUSSO Home to Opus => BLOOM COUNTY Rodgers and Hammerstein collaboration => FLOWER DRUM SONG XX Marks the Spot Grammy-nominated, Best Actor Oscar winner => JAMIE FOXX Former name of the "Sea River Mediterranean" => EXXON VALDEZ Its mascot is Soccerroo => PHILADELPHIA KIXX You Gotta' Have Heart Heart of Dixie => ALABAMA Heart of Darkness protagonist => CHARLIE MARLOW Heart of Gold was his only #1 hit single => NEIL YOUNG Bye-Bye 1,400 actresses tried out for the female lead in this film => GONE WITH THE WIND Meeting with an almost-former employee => EXIT INTERVIEW Memorial monument in Madrid => FOREST OF THE DEPARTED Protrusions Last German offensive on the Western Front => BATTLE OF THE BULGE Sign of a chicken? => GOOSE BUMP Sealing wax recipient => PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON Capital Personalities She was convicted of treason after WWII => TOKYO ROSE Tinkerbell's belle => PARIS HILTON Marie Antoinette director => SOFIA COPPOLA Wall to Wall Questions It did not receive its colorful name unitl 1947 => THE GREEN MONSTER It's often simply called "The Wall" => VIETNAM MEMORIAL It divides New Orleans => RAMPART STREET The Spice of Life SUV made since 2002 => PORSCHE CAYENNE Redford performed his own stunts in this great role => WALDO PEPPER It was fought during the Mexican-American War => BATTLE OF TABASCO The Cosmos It published the first crossword puzzle => NEW YORK WORLD George Clooney got one for "Syriana" => GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD Negative-heel footwear => EARTH SHOES Track Meet Elvis's first #1 Billboard single => MYSTERY TRAIN Song featured in "Sun Valley Serenade" => CHATTANOOGA CHOO-CHOO Grateful Dead Live song => BIG RAILROAD BLUES Toast Toppers Last Kiss band => PEARL JAM Inexpensive jewelry item of the '90s => JELLY BRACELET Orlando of kiddy lit => THE MARMALADE CAT Hush-Hush Elizabeth Angela Marguerite, later => QUEEN MUM It was first performed in an Austrian church with a guitar => SILENT NIGHT Hollywood shout => QUIET ON THE SET Ho, Ho, Ho Santa... => ANITA DERBY Santa... => FE TRAIL Santa... => BARBARA, CALIFORNIA Think Pink Film directed by Melvin Van Peebles => WATERMELON MAN Where 1960's "Ocean's Eleven" was filmed => FLAMINGO HOTEL Club music on upbeat topics => BUBBLE GUM RAP Cook's Tour Character who first appeared in "Little White Bird" => PETER PAN Difficult situation, slangily => KETTLE OF FISH Fleeting pet fad => POT-BELLIED PIG I Quit! First U.S. Vice President to resign => JOHN C. CALHOUN Pres. Clinton asked her to resign as Surgeon General => JOCELYN ELDERS He resigned as Speaker of the House => NEWT GINGRICH Rhyme Time He studied the expanding universe => EDWIN HUBBLE Pebbles' father-in-law => BARNEY RUBBLE Tootsie Roll Industries bought it in 2004 => DUBBLE BUBBLE Eternally Yours Natalie Babbitt book frequently on summer reading lists => TUCK EVERLASTING Hit for Elvis and Willie Nelson => ALWAYS ON MY MIND It features the villain Two-Face => BATMAN FOREVER Salute to Isis Don Corleone was held here in "The Godfather: Part II" => ELLIS ISLAND Reason for buying a Porsche, perhaps => MIDLIFE CRISIS The King's first album after his army stint => ELVIS IS BACK Report Card Kate Bosworth's "Beyond the Sea" role => SANDRA DEE This rapper also uses the name Gnarls Barkley => CEE-LO GREEN 2006 Laurence Fishburne film => AKEELAH AND THE BEE Observation Deck Item eschewed by many hippies => WRISTWATCH Daytime talk show => THE VIEW On Gold Mountain author => LISA SEE In the Nursery It featured Kathy Bates and Kim Delaney in 1984 => ALL MY CHILDREN Welch Co. creation of 1935 => SUGAR BABIES They were originally called "Little People" => CABBAGE PATCH KIDS Eve of Destruction World destroyer => NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST Cardinal star nicknamed "Country" => ENOS SLAUGHTER Movie that generated a buzz, after "The" => TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE Out of Sight 1937 Jane Wyatt film => THE LOST HORIZON Descriptive word in the wrong spot => MISPLACED MODIFIER Puzzle lover's bane => MISSING PIECE The Essence of Adolescence Wilson's blueprint for lasting peace => FOURTEEN POINTS 1958 hit for The Crests => SIXTEEN CANDLES Warhol's measure of fleeting celebrity => FIFTEEN MINUTES Bookmaking Biz Yardbird who founded Led Zeppelin => JIMMY PAGE Like many a Stephen King novel => SPINE-TINGLING Japanese spurge, e.g. => GROUND COVER Making the Grade The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead group => CRASH TEST DUMMIES Film based on the book "Remembering America" => QUIZ SHOW Pat Robertson didn't pass it => BAR EXAM Measure for Measure Strong impulse to travel => ITCHY FEET Film featuring Bruce Willis as Jimmy the Tulip => THE WHOLE NINE YARDS Creeps => INCHES ALONG Elation Station Wayne Wang film from an Amy Tan novel => THE JOY LUCK CLUB Song from "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown" => HAPPINESS IS High schooler's extra curricular activity => GLEE CLUB Hammer's Target Comedic husband of Julia Louis-Dreyfus => BRAD HALL Saddle-storing spot => TACK ROOM Do the impossible, slangily => NAIL JELL-O TO A TREE It's a Hit! 2002 Adam Sandler film => PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE Sure thing => SLAM DUNK Create with little care => SLAP TOGETHER Donkey Time He turned into a donkey and was bought by a circus owner => PINOCCHIO World leader who had a donkey named Ebenezer => CALVIN COOLIDGE The name of Sancho Panza's donkey => DAPPLE Being Green The face of Chanel's fragrance Coco Mademoiselle => KATE MOSS Cold, Sassy Tree author => OLIVE ANN BURNS Her debut album was "Thankful" => KELLY CLARKSON Fore! Fictional symbol of intolerance => ARCHIE BUNKER Kill time => PUTTER AROUND Photographer's cry, once => WATCH THE BIRDIE Lunchbox The 50th, before the 19th century => SANDWICH ISLANDS Her mom's maiden name is Boopadoop => COOKIE BUMSTEAD Well off => IN THE CHIPS Refusals I Want to Be Happy show => NO, NO NANETTE With the Beatles cut => NOT A SECOND TIME Johnny Mathis hit => THE TWELFTH OF NEVER Painter's Tools Japan's Steel Dragon, e.g. => ROLLER COASTER It's sometimes caused by lightning => BRUSH FIRE Bond investor's way to reduce interest rate risk => LADDER STRATEGY Athletic Olympiad Golfer Jack Nicklaus => GOLDEN BEAR Outfielder Duke Snider => SILVER FOX Pitcher Jose Contreras => TITAN OF BRONZE Wriggle-letto 1521 meeting in Germany => DIET OF WORMS What King Henry I is said to have died from => A SURFEIT OF EELS Popular kiddy board game, across the Pond => SNAKES AND LADDERS Elementary Group that included "Howling Mad" Murdock => THE A-TEAM Slumber Party Massacre, e.g. => B-MOVIE Moonlight Sonata key => C-SHARP MINOR No Doubt He wrote the Monkees song "I'm a Believer" => NEIL DIAMOND Believe It or Not guy => ROBERT RIPLEY Reason to Believe singer => ROD STEWART Popular Marriage Melodies First dance song => IT HAD TO BE YOU Garter-tossing song => YOU SEXY THING Father/daughter song => SUNRISE, SUNSET Salute to X-Men Michigan => WOLVERINE STATE It keeps the heat in => STORM WINDOW Wild critter that's left the herd => ROGUE ELEPHANT Punch Bowl Response to foreign influence in China => BOXER REBELLION Hillerich & Bradsby's most famous product => LOUISVILLE SLUGGER Start of a Sunday breakfast => PANCAKE BATTER Pleased As Punch Elijah Wood voiced Mumble in this 2006 film => HAPPY FEET Dave Clark Five hit => GLAD ALL OVER The Three Tenors' sang this on their Christmas album => O JOYFUL CHILDREN See Me... N.Y. paper that had Poe as a literary critic => EVENING MIRROR Christina Aguilera album from 2000 => MY REFLECTION 1965 Le Carre spy novel => THE LOOKING GLASS WAR Stat! Book subtitled: "The Dark Side of the All-American Meal" => FAST FOOD NATION Aka "two-minute drill" => HURRY UP OFFENSE Tutor's hope => QUICK STUDY Hey Bartender Improvised lint remover => SCOTCH TAPE It ruled in France from 1589-1793 => BOURBON DYNASTY One of Christie's Miss Marple stories => A POCKET FULL OF RYE Reference Desk The most-quoted female in the Oxford English Dictionary => GEORGE ELIOT The most-quoted work in the OED => HAMLET He researched etymologies from Waggle to Warlock for the OED => J.R.R. TOLKIEN Table Settings Liz Smith's "title" => GRAND DAME OF DISH Arctic bird => SPOON-BILLED SANDPIPER Kilt feature => KNIFE PLEAT Say Cheese! Cheesy Jack Nicholson film => AS GOUDA AS IT GETS Cheesy aphorism: "Where there's a..." => WHEEL THERE'S A WHEY Hamlet's cheesy conundrum => TO BRIE OR NOT TO BRIE So Possessive The third act of this play is called "Death" => OUR TOWN 1964 biopic of Hank Williams => YOUR CHEATIN' HEART Collectible toy of the '80s => MY LITTLE PONY Orange You Glad PM known for reforming Britain's police force => ROBERT PEEL Film about Vincent Vega among others => PULP FICTION Famed fossil field => LA BREA TAR PITS In the Beginning Third U.S. veep => AARON BURR Designer of the TWA terminal at JFK => EERO SAARINEN Knee-high creations of Roald Dahl => OOMPA-LOOMPAS Decision Making 2005 Academy Awards host => CHRIS ROCK It grows orange-red fruit => PAPER MULBERRY It's used with the sidestroke => SCISSORS KICK Center of Attention Heat center during the Knicks-Heat rivalry => ALONZO MOURNING Kennedy Center Honors recipient in 2006 => DOLLY PARTON His mural was removed from Rockefeller Center => DIEGO RIVERA Is There a D.R. in the House? Where Duarte Day is celebrated every January => DOMINICAN REPUBLIC He had a comedy album "Hello Dummy!" => DON RICKLES Part of a Clue board => DINING ROOM Fear Not! Brecht title character => MOTHER COURAGE Phrase heard in many a baseball stadium => HOME OF THE BRAVE Royal Navy flagship in "Pirates of the Caribbean" => HMS DAUNTLESS Portmanteau Words Controversial form of redistricting => GERRYMANDERING Demopublican's kin => REPUBLICRAT This Is Spinal Tap, for one => MOCKUMENTARY Lucky 13 Founder of Georgia, the 13th U.S. colony => JAMES OGLETHORPE Her album "13" included "Sweetheart of the Pines" => EMMY LOU HARRIS 13 was on his jersey throughout his career => WILT CHAMBERLAIN Torah, Torah, Torah Genesis front man => PETER GABRIEL Exodus actress => EVA MARIE SAINT TV's "Numbers" ("Numb3rs") star => ROB MORROW Candy Hearts Necco candy heart phrase that has been around since 1902 => SWEET TALK Candy heart phrase in the 2006 batch => CALL HOME Candy heart phrase in the 2005 batch => FIT FOR LOVE Victoria's Secret Million-selling song of 1932 => TEDDY BEARS PICNIC Verbal faux pas => SLIP OF THE TONGUE Big closet, in Australia => WALK-IN-ROBE Ivy League The Barretts of Wimpole Street star => KATHERINE CORNELL Unofficial anthem of the U.S. until 1931 => HAIL COLUMBIA Pin-tumbler lock inventor => LINUS YALE How Far? He appeared on a "Bewitched" Thanksgiving episode => MILES STANDISH AKA parking enforcement technician => METER MAID It occupies a 20-story office block => SCOTLAND YARD Hot Stuff Travolta in "Get Shorty" and "Be Cool" => CHILI PALMER Christian times of prayer and fasting => EMBER DAYS Someone encountered at a class reunion, perhaps => OLD FLAME Happy New Year New Year's tradition in British Columbia => POLAR BEAR SWIM Japanese New Year's tradition => FLYING KITES Song played by he Viennese Orchestra on New Year's => BLUE DANUBE WALTZ Simon Says Simon's publishing partner => MAX SCHUSTER Simon's reunited partner => ART GARFUNKEL Simon's manager => DAVE SEVILLE End of the Line China-based epic that won 9 Oscars => THE LAST EMPEROR Popular series of role-playing video games => FINAL FANTASY Courtroom presentations => CONCLUDING ARGUMENTS Body Shop Stratocaster, for one => FENDER GUITAR Farmer's hope => BUMPER CROP Part of the Cascade Range => MOUNT HOOD It's Greek to Me Greek's response after a close call? => PSI OF RELIEF Greek remake of a Walter Matthau film? => IOTA BE IN PICTURES Merry Greek lyrics? => RHO RHO RHO YOUR BOAT Blend In Oater star who's on the "Sgt. Pepper" cover => TOM MIX Restless to the max => STIR CRAZY Aid in answering office correspondence => MAIL MERGE Gomez's Girl Morticia on TV's "The Addams Family" => CAROLYN JONES Morticia in the "Addam's Family Values" => ANJELICA HUSTON Morticia in the "Addam's Family Reunion" => DARYL HANNAH Ursa-tility Nicklaus nickname => THE GOLDEN BEAR Novice on the newspaper => CUB REPORTER Animal-friendly TV character of the '70s => GRIZZLY ADAMS Ariel Maneuvers Animation's Ariel => THE LITTLE MERMAID Poet who wrote "Ariel" => SYLVIA PLATH Bard play featuring Ariel => THE TEMPEST Fast Food Nation Wendy's => WHERE'S THE BEEF McDonald's => I'M LOVIN IT Burger King => HAVE IT YOUR WAY Cheers! 1793 Eli Whitney invention => COTTON GIN Famed L.A. nightspot => WHISKEY-A-GO-GO Noxious yellow weed => SCOTCH BROOM Last But Not Least Superhero power => X-RAY VISION Female's lack => Y-CHROMOSOME Technique used by facelift doctors => Z-PLASTY Found: Mound Airplane! actor => ROBERT STACK Landfill => GARBAGE HEAP Large, hammering device => PILE DRIVER A Punny Wardrobe Benedict Arnold's wear? => TURNCOAT Cowardly Lion's wear? => YELLOWJACKET Wear for Natty Bumppo? => TRAILBLAZER Joy to the World Show inspired by "American Graffiti" => HAPPY DAYS 19th-century British prime minister => WILLIAM GLADSTONE Billy Rose/Ira Gershwin/Harry Warren tune => CHEERFUL LITTLE EARFUL Inner Sanctum Where Brian Epstein discovered the Beatles => CAVERN CLUB Weasley family home in the "Harry Potter" books => THE BURROW Dark, secluded "Pajama Game" locale => HERNANDO'S HIDEAWAY Li'l Critters Robert James Ritchie, as he's better known => KID ROCK Ollie's dolly => FAWN HALL He played electric piano for Miles Davis => CHICK COREA The Butler Did It Sebastian Cabot role => GILES FRENCH Christopher Hewett role => LYNN BELVEDERE Robert Guillaume role => BENSON DUBOIS Across the Board He regularly played Scrabble in the White House => RICHARD NIXON John Goodman movie featuring Scrabble => KING RALPH Scrabble's inventor used this to decide letter frequencies => NEW YORK TIMES Blown Away Selective group => DRAFT BOARD 2003 Mockumentary => A MIGHTY WIND Garage-house connector => BREEZEWAY Monster Mash DJ who appeared in "American Graffiti" => WOLFMAN JACK Tropical plant species with sinister-looking flowers => GENUS DRACULA Brooks classic => YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN Oh, My! Ivy team => COLUMBIA LIONS Ivy team => PRINCETON TIGERS Ivy team => BROWN BEARS Hot Literary Works of 1904 Twain volume => A DOG'S TALE Best-seller from London => THE SEA-WOLF Potter piece, after "The" => TALE OF BENJAMIN BUNNY The Winter Olympics Locale of the 1st Winter Olympics => CHAMONIX, FRANCE Locale of the last Winter Olympics => SALT LAKE CITY Locale of the 2006 Winter Olympics => TURIN, ITALY Joanne's Man Newman's Own pasta topper => SOCKAROONI SAUCE Newman's Own dip => SAY CHEESE SALSA Newman's Own juice => ORANGE MANGO TANGO Hey Pal Gunpowder Plot leader => GUY FAWKES Small pamphlet of old => CHAPBOOK Sympathy => FELLOW FEELING Board Meeting Frodo Baggins's portrayer => ELIJAH WOOD Outdoorsy outerwear => LUMBER JACKET Easily undone knot => TIMBER HITCH Refusal Bamboozle Not Again => NEVERMORE No Joe => NO WAY JOSE Refusal => NOT ON YOUR LIFE A Whole Bunch American Psycho star => CHRISTIAN BALE Birth announcement phrase => BUNDLE OF JOY Fibber's output => PACK OF LIES What's Buzzing? Publisher-turned-superhero => THE GREEN HORNET Like Scarlett => WASP-WAISTED Myla Goldberg book popular with reading groups => BEE SEASON Super Sunday Victor in Super Bowl I => GREEN BAY PACKERS Loser in Super Bowl I => KANSAS CITY CHIEFS MVP of Super Bowl I => BART STARR Folks in Days of Yore Fraternal group founded in New Haven, CT => KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS Traffic hit => EMPTY PAGES Female do-gooders of yore => LADIES AUXILIARY Beat It! Beat member turned Merry Prankster => NEAL CASSADY Plutonian Ode penner => ALLEN GINSBERG Beat author born Jean-Louis => JACK KEROUAC What a Pare! Two-time British PM => ROBERT PEEL Escape -- just! => CLOSE SHAVE Reason to don flippers => SKIN-DIVING Excavation Station Secretary star => JAMES SPADER He was "The Best Man" => TAYE DIGGS She played wise-cracking manicurist Madge => JAN MINER Checkmate Questions of Travel poet => ELIZABETH BISHOP Security stub => PAWN TICKET Blustering cheat, to Shakespeare => BULLY-ROOK Grammys 25 Years Ago Song of the Year => WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES Best Disco Recording => I WILL SURVIVE Best Cast Show Album => SWEENEY TODD Greek Spelling Bee All Too Human author => GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS Zorba the Greek author => NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS Agamemnon author => AESCHYLUS Au Naturel Leslie Nielsen spoof => THE NAKED GUN B-52's anthology => NUDE ON THE MOON Sans boxing gloves => BARE-KNUCKLED 3 Out of 7 Christina Ricci was Katrina in this film => SLEEPY HOLLOW 1993 Ann-Margret film => GRUMPY OLD MEN 1991 Michael J. Fox film => DOC HOLLYWOOD In the Beginning Abigail Bartlet, e.g. => FIRST LADY Pre-November contest => PRIMARY ELECTION Churchill Downs offering, e.g. => MAIDEN RACE Candy Hearts Classic phrase used since 1902 => SWEET TALK 2003 phrase for Necco's literacy-promotion campaign => CLASS ACT Recent addition => E-MAIL ME Free Fall Home of Apu and Krusty => SPRINGFIELD Maxwell Anderson play => WINTERSET A.S. Neill's school => SUMMERHILL Land of Enchantment Three-time NBA MVP => MAGIC JOHNSON Harry Potter title phrase => SORCERER'S STONE Parker-Hart comic strip => THE WIZARD OF ID Rain Gear Cats producer => CAMERON MACINTOSH It may cover libel and slander => UMBRELLA POLICY Palance comedy => CITY SLICKERS Gangland Gangster who survived four shootings => LEGS DIAMOND Scott Baio gangster role => BUGSY MALONE Cut from "Mud Slide Slim" => MACHINE GUN KELLY Bridge Mix For Love Alone author => IVANA TRUMP Goodness gracious! => I DO DECLARE Very bad driver => CRASH TEST DUMMY Rapid Transit Plop plop, fizz fizz fellow => SPEEDY ALKA-SELTZER New Mexico marshal of cartoons => QUICK DRAW MCGRAW The Hustler protagonist => FAST EDDIE FELSON Pleasure Principal Principal Steven Harper => BOSTON PUBLIC Principal Willis DeWitt => GROWING PAINS Principal Seymour Skinner => THE SIMPSONS The Greatest of E's Peter Fonda in "Ulee's Gold" => BEEKEEPER Bubbly quality => EFFERVESCENCE Helpless one's plight => DEFENSELESSNESS Who's There? Jules Feiffer play => KNOCK KNOCK Arrest record => RAP SHEET Recital performer => TAP DANCER Shipwrecked Shipwrecked Harvard grad => THURSTON HOWELL III 28-year Caribbean shipwreck survivor => ROBINSON CRUSOE Cast Away castaway => CHUCK NOLAND